ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

aarontreble:

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

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mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

slydigged:

sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears

Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy….

kidgoldy:

Sly in a tank top ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

kidgoldy:

Sly in a tank top ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

egberts:

*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*

"Don’t make stuff because you want to make money — it will never make you enough money. And don’t make stuff because you want to get famous — because you will never feel famous enough. Make gifts for people — and work hard on making those gifts in the hope that those people will notice and like the gifts."